Nov 21, 2004 20:27
my dearest rodriiguez i love you so... let me count thy ways...
1. i love you more than that icing filled cookie that i shared with you even after you stuffed it down my pants
2. i love you even though you turbo vac-ed my tshirt with my name on it that i made in 7th grade
3. i love you more than the smell of cat tinkle... i mean... anna sui ( :/ )
4. i love you even though you stole my favorite rainbow striped pants
5. i love you even though we make fun of... people once a year (of course not)
6. i love you even though you beat me up
7. i love you because your the best at toe sex
8. i love you because your really good at straightening your straight hair
9. i love you because we totally did not wear the head scarf around dillards
10. i love you because we are able to wash our bangs in the sinks in lazarus
11. i love you because we did not get made fun of by her
12. i love you because you pick off the licorice substance off of the bottom of the mat from your car
13. i love you because you dont laugh at me when i say toys r us means making alot of christmas for money
14. i love you because you have really rad problems
15. i love you because we make out in the backseat of your car in the parking lot at BP and noone is the mini van next to us looking at us
16. i love you because you have really horrible ideas
17. i love you because i got an eye disease from using the makeup at Dior
18. i love you because your pants fit me
19. i love you because im a really good talkerer
20. i love you because i can get all of this from one day with you going to jeffs car wash and the mall
I LOVE YOU