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[jezzbug]

HERE WE GO

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[patchgandhi]

hey mitch. You're still my friend.

So would the ebola-cold turn your insides to snot?

[jezzbug]

holy fakata, didn't even notice you guys responded to this pitiful cry for help.

See, that tells you something, i complain and bitch about something and i don't even both to see if anyone else gives a damn (which is what i whined about)

Ebola would still be ebola, organ failure and the like, the cold part just makes it much more eassilcy infectious, airborne instead of only fluid transmission.

And contrary to popular belife, ebola only liquifies the insides of a small percentage of its victims, the high mortality rate is usually related to organ failure.

[mirrinight]

D: I'm sorry Myetchbeast.

Maybe you should jerk it more often?

[jezzbug]

Shup up. You can't tell me what to do.

I will not, i haven't, and i even forget how to, and i forgot what it all feels like.

Hey guess what, today is the anniversary of the last time i had sex.

I threw a party.

[mirrinight]

xD Congratulations, then. I HOPE THE PARTY WAS PHENOMENAL.
Besides, you can't forget how to jerk it. WANNA KNOW WHY? Because even babies jerk it instinctively. IT'S ONLY NATURAL, MITCHBEAST!

[jezzbug]

interesting....

in response i say: i just tried it and i gave myself a black eye.

Maybe instinct has skipped over me.

(and no, my wad didn't blow so hard into my face that i gave myself a black eye, my fist slipped and i broke my nose and gave myself a shiner.)

[rottenpaper]

wait... you smoke pot???

[jezzbug]

tis santa cruz.

Edibles, vaporizers, sha-bongs, you name it we got it.

[rottenpaper]

holy crap! everyone turned into a pothead haha. wtf!?

[jezzbug]

(i'm lying, i'm the most straight edge mother fucker you know. I"m not even kidding.

No weed, no booze, no sex. You name it, i don't do it.)