The Most Inept Kidnappers in the History of Crime

[jezplatypus]

For a wonderful, epic prompt on the kinkmeme. The anon who made this can have my first born child, and/or my dog (be warned: dog is severely obese). This was ridiculius fun to write. I had a bit of a fangasm every time I thought about it. I hoped you enjoy it as much as I theoretically enjoyed it :)Sherlock admitted that he could occasionally

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[wolfy_writing]

This is cute! Please tell me there will be more!

[kate_lear]

Found my way here from browsing the kinkmeme & I LOVE THIS! It made me grin like an utter loon from beginning to end, and when I read '“The little red dot,” Sebastian said, making a gun shape with two hands and cocking it at John’s chest. He sighed dismissively. “Nobody ever remembers the sniper.”', I laughed so freaking hard. I also really, really want the Problematic Boyfriends Support Group to be a real organisation with, you know, bumper stickers & lapel pins & stuff.

Will there be more? Please, PLEASE let there be more...

[pensortia]

God this is utterly brilliant. Props to the fellow who prompted and also to you! Ah I'm so bloody excited for this fic! May I friend you?

[jezplatypus]

Thank you! And of course you can :)

[njelruch]

Your friendly neighbourhood John Watson.

BRB, dying. :D

This is awesome. I hope there's more.

[acountrymouse]

OMG please say you're continueing this, because this is EPIC!!!!