Everyone loves Seth Cohen. Always good for a laugh, always there for
Ryan and finally winning over the ladies, Seth brings enjoyment to
every scene that he participates in.
Seth: Dude, what do we do? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel.
I love the hotel. I want to marry the hotel and have little alcoholic,
gambling-addicted kids with it. Is that wrong?
Sandy: Since the minute you were born I knew I would never take another easy breath without knowing that you were all right.
Seth: So I'm like asthma?
Seth: So, what's the GP, RA?"
Ryan: I have no idea what you just said.
Seth:"Game plan, Ryan Atwood
Ryan: You're just using initials now?"
Seth: Yeah, it saves time.
Ryan: Well not if you have to translate.
Seth: GP.
Ryan: Game plan?
Seth: Good point
Summer: 80 is the new 70.
Seth: What? Who talks like that?
Summer: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait.. Cohen does.
Seth: Well, they have God on their side, Summer. I'm not gonna beat Jesus.
Seth: What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.
Ryan: What happens in Mexico?
Seth: I don't know because it stays there! That's why we must go
Seth: You know something, don’t you?
Ryan: No. No, I don’t. Don’t ask me.
Seth: Dude, I’m a man in a desert, I am dying of thirst and you have a Thermos full of Kool-aid, come on, give me a sip!
Seth: Hey, oh ... sorry. I'm surprised that hasn't happpened before.
Not saying I'm disappointed it hasn't happened before just saying the
mathmatical probability of ...
Ryan: Yeah, crying during chick flicks, walking in on me getting dressed ...
Seth: Yeah, what's your point? K, I'm not seeing what you're getting at? Do you work out?
Ryan: Not really.
Seth: Cool, me neither. I'm gonna go watch some hockey.
Ryan: Hockey season's over.
Seth: Damnit. Where you going?
Ryan: Gonna go find Luke. Beat the crap out of him.
Seth: Oh, where shall this can of whoop-ass be opened?
Seth: Ryan, if I wanted my parade rained on, I'd go outside.
Seth: If you're alone, cough twice.
Ryan: I'm alone.
Seth: You're the 50 Cent to her ... Mrs. Cent.
Seth: Ohh ... I've missed you. It's been too long.
Ryan: You're talking to a boat, Seth.
Seth: Yeah, I talk to a plastic horse, too, but that never worries anyone.