i feel old.
i just woke up to a phone call from my little sis, the one who turned 16 yesterday:
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*RING RING RING*
*attempts to find phone somewhere in my bed*
me: errrrrrggg...kelly, what do you want...errrrrgggggg
kelly: I GOT MY NOSE PIERCED!!!!!!!!!!FDJSDKdffsdFJSKDFJSDFSDKDSFSDggjhghuKJSDFJ;A!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *ear drums bleeding*
kelly: OMG IT DIDN'T HURT LIKE AT ALL! LIKE I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE HOW MUCH IT DIDN'T HURT!!!! IT LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!
me: errrrggg...please don't tell me you went somewhere in cape may county like i specifically told you not to....
kelly: it's ok! my nose hasn't fallen off yet...*ha ha haaaaaa*
me: i'd like to rip it out of your nose for several reasons right now #1 waking me up after i've only been asleep for a few hours #2 because i can only imagine the halfwit that pierced you...after i told you I WOULD BRING YOU UP TO PHILLY ONE WEEKEND TO GET IT DONE IN A CLEAN, PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT! wtf, kell?
kell: well i didn't want to wait...besides, remember the places YOU used to go when when you were my age? you didn't end up with any body parts falling off or any diseases.........or did you?
me: *blood boiling* no, smartass no diseases or body parts fell off and yes, i know this and that is WHY I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND DON'T WANT YOU TO GO TO GROSS SKEEEVY PLACES LIKE I DID WHEN I WAS DUMB & YOUNG LIKE YOU...it's not like i just tell you about things to hear myself talk, they DO have a point to them...
kell: oh by the way, how do i clean it?
me: (holding back the urge to lunge through the phone) what do you mean how do you clean it? THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU?.....are you sure your nose hasn't fallen off yet or turned any weird colors?
kell: jess, don't be so over dramatic over everything...
me: *continues to tell her how to clean it etc*
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who needs sleep anyway....
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*RING RING RING*
*attempts to find phone somewhere in my bed*
me: errrrrrggg...kelly, what do you want...errrrrgggggg
kelly: I GOT MY NOSE PIERCED!!!!!!!!!!FDJSDKdffsdFJSKDFJSDFSDKDSFSDggjhghuKJSDFJ;A!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *ear drums bleeding*
kelly: OMG IT DIDN'T HURT LIKE AT ALL! LIKE I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE HOW MUCH IT DIDN'T HURT!!!! IT LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!
me: errrrggg...please don't tell me you went somewhere in cape may county like i specifically told you not to....
kelly: it's ok! my nose hasn't fallen off yet...*ha ha haaaaaa*
me: i'd like to rip it out of your nose for several reasons right now #1 waking me up after i've only been asleep for a few hours #2 because i can only imagine the halfwit that pierced you...after i told you I WOULD BRING YOU UP TO PHILLY ONE WEEKEND TO GET IT DONE IN A CLEAN, PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT! wtf, kell?
kell: well i didn't want to wait...besides, remember the places YOU used to go when when you were my age? you didn't end up with any body parts falling off or any diseases.........or did you?
me: *blood boiling* no, smartass no diseases or body parts fell off and yes, i know this and that is WHY I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND DON'T WANT YOU TO GO TO GROSS SKEEEVY PLACES LIKE I DID WHEN I WAS DUMB & YOUNG LIKE YOU...it's not like i just tell you about things to hear myself talk, they DO have a point to them...
kell: oh by the way, how do i clean it?
me: (holding back the urge to lunge through the phone) what do you mean how do you clean it? THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU?.....are you sure your nose hasn't fallen off yet or turned any weird colors?
kell: jess, don't be so over dramatic over everything...
me: *continues to tell her how to clean it etc*
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who needs sleep anyway....