I Was a Teenage Hoe
We went to a Pimps and Hoes party the other night. It was stripper-riffic! But more people should have dressed up, because purple gigolo ties and dollar bills down your top is fun, if only for one night. The evening included hairy 80's porn, fuck-me red lipstick, several pairs of black thigh boots, leather whips, an abandoned game of strip poker, handcuffs, ferret lovin', lots of black leather, drinks that glowed like radiation, and some girl-on-girl for the sake of photographs. Sadly, I did not have the time beforehand to follow in the footsteps of Libby and make a condom belt, because that would have been fabulous.
Warning: these pictures contain satanic hedonism, and should not be viewed by anyone.
Just an FYI: No, I don't look exactly like the new icon, but they didn't have the right hairdo, so I had to settle.
Warning: these pictures contain satanic hedonism, and should not be viewed by anyone.
Just an FYI: No, I don't look exactly like the new icon, but they didn't have the right hairdo, so I had to settle.