A plan for the future.

[jeze_belle]

When I grow up, I want to be Calleigh Duquesne.

Can someone sort that out for me, please?
Cheers!

Comments

[daphyn]

If you do that, can I have Amy Spanger's babies? If so you have my permission :)

[jeze_belle]

Yes, absolutely.
I don't know what Amy thinks about it, but I'm ruling in your favour, so yes, start popping those sprogs!

[daphyn]

Ha! Science be damned! ;) Amy is married but I'm adorable, so I bet I could worm my way in there. *shifty eyes* and...magically grown a penis or something, only a REVERSE one so that she'd get me pregnant. Hmm.

[jeze_belle]

Bit of scientific jiggery pokery, a little bit of eyelash fluttering, perhaps a dose of IVF - Bob's your uncle!
Or Daphy's your mom, more precisely.

[daphyn]

My biology lessons from high school tell me that I already have a reverse penis, (or rather sort of an inside-out one) but that it'd take all kinds of work to get me pregnant by her though there are scientists that now think it possible... Also, you crack me up. <3

[jeze_belle]

I am v. funny!
Apparently. People tell me all the time.

(They then usually frown and back away, or offer me a nice cream jacket with really long sleeves.)