Title:
Genie In The ClosetAuthor:
jeyhawkRating: NC17-ish
Pairing: Kris/Adam
Beta:
sbb23! <333
Word Count: ~4000
Disclaimer: Not true. Not even a little bit. Not even at all.
WARNINGS: Crack. AU.
Notes: For Round Two of
kradamadness Summary: "Humans do not come with the Fae's built-in ability to recognize True Love, in fact they are likely to crap a Good Thing in the face. (Observe: Not literally, there is no need to keep wet wipes and sanitizers handy.) If that is the case for you and your True Love, you need to be patient. While the Fae recognize the fact that Destiny has their balls in vice-like grip, humans like to believe there actually is such a thing as Free Will. (Obviously, they've never met Destiny. My apologies, Destiny is a fair and beautiful lady who conducts her business in a very ladylike and efficient manner…)" - Interspecies Relationships: The Manual, by Aaron Long-Winded.
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