ride the apocalypse
lucas whitney, the big oaf, strikes back.
Lucas: DAMN! I'm hella pissed!
Me: Why?
Lucas: Felix gets all these girls and hes friends with every guy, and it's all because he's Austrian!
Me: Maybe if you became a foreign exchange student and went to Austria you could be like Felix.
Lucas: Damn, thats a good idea. Except, when i come back i don't want to be all..'good day mate!'
Me: Jesus Lucas. You're thinking of Australia.
Lucas: Hahahhaha! you dumbass! Australia and Austria are the same country!
Me: Now i see why you were happy that your career test told you to be a brick layer.
Lucas: Well that's what i wanted stupid!
Lucas: DAMN! I'm hella pissed!
Me: Why?
Lucas: Felix gets all these girls and hes friends with every guy, and it's all because he's Austrian!
Me: Maybe if you became a foreign exchange student and went to Austria you could be like Felix.
Lucas: Damn, thats a good idea. Except, when i come back i don't want to be all..'good day mate!'
Me: Jesus Lucas. You're thinking of Australia.
Lucas: Hahahhaha! you dumbass! Australia and Austria are the same country!
Me: Now i see why you were happy that your career test told you to be a brick layer.
Lucas: Well that's what i wanted stupid!