Honestly.
1. honestly, are you in love right now??
No
2. honestly, what color underwear are you wearing?
Black
3. honestly, whats on your mind right now?
Where I'll go to college
4. honestly, what are you doing right now?
Wishing I hadn't eaten so many wings for breakfast
5. honestly, what did you do today?
Work on my motorcycle, go out to breakfast with PAJE
6. honestly, do you think you are attractive?
Yes
7. honestly, have you done something bad today?
Aside from that box of puppies I pissed in then lit on fire?
8. honestly, do you watch disney channel?
No
9. honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
Don't get jealous, really
10. honestly, who/what makes you happy most of the time?
Reading, workin' on my bike, hanging with people I like, cuddling
11.honestly, do you have to pee right now?
No
12. honestly, do you own a pair of overalls?
A black pair as part of my Waluigi costume
...damnit, now I have to pee.
13. honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment?
The Decemberists
14. honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
Nay
15. honestly, do you hate someone right now?
Nah
16. honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now?
The writer of Snakes on a Plane
17. honestly, do your wrists hurt?
Uh... no
18. honestly are you in denial?
Yes... they actually do hurt a little
19. honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now?
Of course
20. honestly, do you like someone?
Not especially
21. honestly, does anyone like you?
Not that I know of
22. honestly, do you know what's going to happen?
America will lose power as China and India become the new world superpowers. American society, unable to adapt to this shift in the political winds, will become increasingly beligerent towards other nations. The UN will take economic and political action against the US, further increasing our beligerence and weakening our position in the world. A nostalgic America will give up an increasing number of civil rights and allow more and more power to fall to the politicians in hope of regaining its former glory. Meanwhile, the rest of the world, progressively forming better unions in Europe and increasing general civil rights, will laugh at us. Someone in Washington will get stupid and pick a fight with a nation we can no longer win against. Open war will follow shortly, with the US badly defeated. Depending on the circumstances of the victory, this will either result in a foreign occuptapation of America with eventual splintering of the nation, or the Americans breaking out a nuclear weapon and the rest of the world bombing the living hell out of us before we get a chance to retaliate.
Either way, god will laugh.
23. honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly?
Of course
PART 2
Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. Irish
2. Jewish
Two Things That Scare You
1. Irreversible brain damage
2. Christianity
Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. Interweb
2. Intelligent conversation
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. Boxers
2. Socks
Two Physical Things that Appeal to You in a girl
(if you mean this in a friend sense)
1. Eyes
2. Sense of Humor
Two Physical Things that Appeal to You on a guy
1. Wisdom
2. Laid-back attitude
Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. A job at Waldenbooks
2. To graduate and move out
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. The manifesto I'm writing
2. What I have to do to my bike to get it working
Two people I would like to see take this quiz
1. Becki
2. Kristina
Two people I haven't talked to in a while
1. Katie Pfromer
2. Ageh