have you ever seen such a beautiful night, i could almost kiss the stars for shining so bright....
So a while ago i lost my cell phone, and these people found it and they would take all the numbers on it and call them and harass them and talk in weird russian accents. so last night, my phone rung and it said "unknown name" and then a new york area code and i picked up and this guy started talking in a really queer accent. So i automatically figured it was these people and the guy starts going on about my mom and how she hired him or something, still in this weird accent. I was just pissed off and said "oh really, now did she?" and then i hung up. Twenty seconds later, the guy calls back and i throw the phone to Chaim and tell him to have some fun. So me, Ash, and Rose are laughing hysterically listening to Chaim totally mess with this guy and then i realize this guy is calling for his mom, who's our new cleaning lady. uh-oh.