So there's this couple that go on vacation in the Bahamas. The wife doesn't like the sun very much so she decides to go shopping every day. The husband takes his portable radio down to the beach to soak up some rays instead. One day, the wife is walking back from shopping and she sees a beautiful young girl in a bikini with a backpack on talking to her husband. She's not the jealous type but she laughs in spite of herself. After all, why would a pretty girl like that be talking to her husband? The next day, same thing. She's coming back from shopping and the girl's talking to him again. Wanting to get to the bottom of things, she confronts her husband when he gets home that evening.
"Hunny," she says, "You know I'm not a jealous woman. But, really, what do you and that pretty girl talk about every day?"
He laughs at her for being silly and a little jealous and replies, "Oh, she's doing her job."
"Her job?" the wife replies, looking completely puzzled. "What on earth does she do for a job?"
"In that backpack, she carries batteries. She sells them to all the people on the beach who're listening to radios or using other electronic equipment."
"What a good idea!" The wife replies. "But, you know, I've never heard of anything like that."
"Sure you have," He replies with a stupid grin on his face. "You know the rhyme. She sells C cells by the sea shore."
"Hunny," she says, "You know I'm not a jealous woman. But, really, what do you and that pretty girl talk about every day?"
He laughs at her for being silly and a little jealous and replies, "Oh, she's doing her job."
"Her job?" the wife replies, looking completely puzzled. "What on earth does she do for a job?"
"In that backpack, she carries batteries. She sells them to all the people on the beach who're listening to radios or using other electronic equipment."
"What a good idea!" The wife replies. "But, you know, I've never heard of anything like that."
"Sure you have," He replies with a stupid grin on his face. "You know the rhyme. She sells C cells by the sea shore."
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