Friday
I made it.
My car is currently getting a dent removed and a fresh, black paint job. Soon, I too will be rolling, rolling, rolling...
First things first...If ever there were a more ridiculous entity on the planet...I would be utterly shocked...for the purile idiocy displayed by Mr. Durst's faux-powered ego is far beyond the capacity any mere human...this surpassing would surely be proof enough for any theory that aliens are among us, and they seek to numb our minds and overthrow us by parading as celebrity cretins...for we know that celebrities are smart, interesting, and beautiful...and a celebrity that is simply not, though purported as such, would surely instill a fundamental paradox in the average human's mind...one so powerful...that it could melt our brains...and genitals...
But enough about that. James and I just made one of the most amazing batches of enchildas that mankind has ever witnessed (though, it is not our intention to make anymore of mankind beyond james and myself privy to it's existence, for we plan on consuming it exclusively...in, fact, close your browser immediately). We used chicken thigh meat because we like dark meat. Dark meat is good. We also used a combination enchilada-sauce/sun-dried-tomato-alfredo-sauce instead of the good 'ol enchilada sauce. It's creamier that way. Then, jalapenos, cheese, flour tortillas, and the blessing of Jehovah. It's almost done.
James and I are thinking about going on a raw milk and grassfed beef diet, with a few free-range chicken eggs here and there for good measure. I think it's a great idea. The amount of proteins and good fatty acids we'll be consuming will undoubtedly cause an explosive growth in...
(ran out of gas)
My car is currently getting a dent removed and a fresh, black paint job. Soon, I too will be rolling, rolling, rolling...
First things first...If ever there were a more ridiculous entity on the planet...I would be utterly shocked...for the purile idiocy displayed by Mr. Durst's faux-powered ego is far beyond the capacity any mere human...this surpassing would surely be proof enough for any theory that aliens are among us, and they seek to numb our minds and overthrow us by parading as celebrity cretins...for we know that celebrities are smart, interesting, and beautiful...and a celebrity that is simply not, though purported as such, would surely instill a fundamental paradox in the average human's mind...one so powerful...that it could melt our brains...and genitals...
But enough about that. James and I just made one of the most amazing batches of enchildas that mankind has ever witnessed (though, it is not our intention to make anymore of mankind beyond james and myself privy to it's existence, for we plan on consuming it exclusively...in, fact, close your browser immediately). We used chicken thigh meat because we like dark meat. Dark meat is good. We also used a combination enchilada-sauce/sun-dried-tomato-alfredo-sauce instead of the good 'ol enchilada sauce. It's creamier that way. Then, jalapenos, cheese, flour tortillas, and the blessing of Jehovah. It's almost done.
James and I are thinking about going on a raw milk and grassfed beef diet, with a few free-range chicken eggs here and there for good measure. I think it's a great idea. The amount of proteins and good fatty acids we'll be consuming will undoubtedly cause an explosive growth in...
(ran out of gas)