Myths Men Believe About Women That Need To Be Put To Rest
In our increasingly sexualized culture, men are arriving beliefs about typical female behavior and desire that seem to have come (and not in the orgasm sense) straight out of bad porn movies or the 1950s. In the interest of promoting better understanding (well maybe) between the sexes and possibly helping guys to not have unrealistic expectations of their wives, girlfriends, and one-night stands. Here are six myths that the world would be better off without.
1) We love giving blowjobs.
Sorry but we don't. What is true is that you love getting blowjobs and we love (or like or deign to sleep with) you so we want to make you happy, which is why we give you blowjobs. We do not, however, feel an overpowering need to have a phallus in our mouths and when we are single we do not spend time sucking on our dildos. This means when we go down, you should thank us because we do it for you.
2) We are all secretly bisexual.
While it is probably true that there are more bisexual women in the world than bisexual men, the majority of us still pick one team or the other. This means your straight girlfriend is probably not going to make out with another girl regardless of whether or not you are watching. It also means that lesbians, no matter how attracted you may be to them, are not attracted to you and are not waiting for you to show them the joys of penile penetration. (Or blow jobs for that matter).
3) It's easy to get us to agree to three-ways.
When most guys envision a three way they picture two girls and one very lucky guy. This view is somewhat unrealistic given that women are generally pretty jealous (men are aware of this, much to their chagrin) and the last thing we want to see is some other ho all over our man. Especially because we are aware of the risk that the other ho will hang around for more than just one awkward night and end up stealing you from us.
There are a small minority of guys who are used to sharing EVERYTHING with their best friend, including possibly simultaneous use of the same woman. We won't necessarily go for this either. We are quite aware that both you and your best friend are probably both heavier and stronger than we are and handling only one of you is difficult enough. Both at once could be downright dangerous.
4) We all want to be dominated/raped.
While there are some women who do want to be dominated, some of us want to dominate you, and some of us want to make love as equals (yeah I know that one is not easy to accomplish but when it works it's amazing) so you can't really make a generalization about the preferences of all of us. Also not all girls who like it rough, want to be dominated. Plenty of us give as good as we get.
Even among women who enjoy being dominated very few of us genuinely want to be raped. (The whole point of rape is that it is not wanted). Scores of relationships have been ruined when a couple attempts to act out a girl's 'rape fantasy' and she finds out too late that it really was not what she wanted after all.
5) We want someone who will protect and look after us
Now don't get us wrong, we love that you help us out and would certainly be grateful if you saved us from something dangerous but we don't want you to do this all the time. As much as we value your help, we also value our independence and having to rely on you for everything would destroy our self worth. Just like you would probably feel emasculated if we kept you, we feel 'defeminated' if you keep us.
Caveat: There are some women who do want to be always kept, looked after, and protected from everything but they tend to be gold-diggers, fluffballs, or princesses, and are best avoided.
6) We're really impressed by your penis.
This isn't to say we aren't impressed by what you can do with it, because we are and we love when you use it to make us very happy, but we don't care nearly as much as you do about the actual organ itself. As long as you use it properly we really do not care if it's big, small, or medium, and we get pretty tired of having to reassure you that it compares favorably with every other penis we've ever seen. Also since cock size does not vary that much from one man to another when you hear us exclaim: "Wow! It's so big!" we're probably just telling you what you want to hear. Sort of like when you tell us that we don't look fat in that dress.
1) We love giving blowjobs.
Sorry but we don't. What is true is that you love getting blowjobs and we love (or like or deign to sleep with) you so we want to make you happy, which is why we give you blowjobs. We do not, however, feel an overpowering need to have a phallus in our mouths and when we are single we do not spend time sucking on our dildos. This means when we go down, you should thank us because we do it for you.
2) We are all secretly bisexual.
While it is probably true that there are more bisexual women in the world than bisexual men, the majority of us still pick one team or the other. This means your straight girlfriend is probably not going to make out with another girl regardless of whether or not you are watching. It also means that lesbians, no matter how attracted you may be to them, are not attracted to you and are not waiting for you to show them the joys of penile penetration. (Or blow jobs for that matter).
3) It's easy to get us to agree to three-ways.
When most guys envision a three way they picture two girls and one very lucky guy. This view is somewhat unrealistic given that women are generally pretty jealous (men are aware of this, much to their chagrin) and the last thing we want to see is some other ho all over our man. Especially because we are aware of the risk that the other ho will hang around for more than just one awkward night and end up stealing you from us.
There are a small minority of guys who are used to sharing EVERYTHING with their best friend, including possibly simultaneous use of the same woman. We won't necessarily go for this either. We are quite aware that both you and your best friend are probably both heavier and stronger than we are and handling only one of you is difficult enough. Both at once could be downright dangerous.
4) We all want to be dominated/raped.
While there are some women who do want to be dominated, some of us want to dominate you, and some of us want to make love as equals (yeah I know that one is not easy to accomplish but when it works it's amazing) so you can't really make a generalization about the preferences of all of us. Also not all girls who like it rough, want to be dominated. Plenty of us give as good as we get.
Even among women who enjoy being dominated very few of us genuinely want to be raped. (The whole point of rape is that it is not wanted). Scores of relationships have been ruined when a couple attempts to act out a girl's 'rape fantasy' and she finds out too late that it really was not what she wanted after all.
5) We want someone who will protect and look after us
Now don't get us wrong, we love that you help us out and would certainly be grateful if you saved us from something dangerous but we don't want you to do this all the time. As much as we value your help, we also value our independence and having to rely on you for everything would destroy our self worth. Just like you would probably feel emasculated if we kept you, we feel 'defeminated' if you keep us.
Caveat: There are some women who do want to be always kept, looked after, and protected from everything but they tend to be gold-diggers, fluffballs, or princesses, and are best avoided.
6) We're really impressed by your penis.
This isn't to say we aren't impressed by what you can do with it, because we are and we love when you use it to make us very happy, but we don't care nearly as much as you do about the actual organ itself. As long as you use it properly we really do not care if it's big, small, or medium, and we get pretty tired of having to reassure you that it compares favorably with every other penis we've ever seen. Also since cock size does not vary that much from one man to another when you hear us exclaim: "Wow! It's so big!" we're probably just telling you what you want to hear. Sort of like when you tell us that we don't look fat in that dress.