Things that women pretty much have to accept about love and lust
1) No matter how much or how little pubic hair we have (anything from the prepubescent fully shaved look to a scary 'fro below) there is at least one guy who thinks we have too little and at least one guy who thinks we have too much. If we are dating two guys at the same time odds are they will have opposite opinions.
2) If we want to get any guy worth having odds are we'll have to outcompete two girls our own age, one barely legal, and one cougar in order to get him.
3) Guys are going to ask for anal and rarely see "Would you like it if I stuck my fingers in your bum?" as a valid reason for saying no. (It's rare but even worse when they answer 'yes' to that rhetorical question).
4) Nobody has perfect gaydar and it's hard to recover when we realize that ours has lapsed.
5) Most guys cannot tell the difference between screams of pleasure and screams of pain. (Or else they just pretend not to).
6) If we find ourselves single on New Year's Day, we are likely to stay that way until after February 14th. Single men are much better at remembering Valentine's Day than taken ones are. Guys are only capable of remembering this holiday in order to dodge it.
7) Sometimes we will be bitchy for no good reason and when we realize we have done this it is better to apologize than to make lame excuses for having done so.
8) Even if we don't hear our proverbial ticking clock our friends and relatives do and will inform us.
9) Simultaneous orgasms only ever really occur in porn and romance novels.
10) In spite of all the aggravation pleasure's almost always worth the pain.
2) If we want to get any guy worth having odds are we'll have to outcompete two girls our own age, one barely legal, and one cougar in order to get him.
3) Guys are going to ask for anal and rarely see "Would you like it if I stuck my fingers in your bum?" as a valid reason for saying no. (It's rare but even worse when they answer 'yes' to that rhetorical question).
4) Nobody has perfect gaydar and it's hard to recover when we realize that ours has lapsed.
5) Most guys cannot tell the difference between screams of pleasure and screams of pain. (Or else they just pretend not to).
6) If we find ourselves single on New Year's Day, we are likely to stay that way until after February 14th. Single men are much better at remembering Valentine's Day than taken ones are. Guys are only capable of remembering this holiday in order to dodge it.
7) Sometimes we will be bitchy for no good reason and when we realize we have done this it is better to apologize than to make lame excuses for having done so.
8) Even if we don't hear our proverbial ticking clock our friends and relatives do and will inform us.
9) Simultaneous orgasms only ever really occur in porn and romance novels.
10) In spite of all the aggravation pleasure's almost always worth the pain.