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So I was going through an old box of stuff from high school and I found the invitation from R/M birthday party.
Due to heightened security, we request you leave the following items at home: weapons of any kind (mass destruction or otherwise), razor blades, tweezers, scissors, college pamphlets, scholarship info, standardized test scores, photos dating back to our awkward phases.
It made me laugh so hard.
Also today I was at Fred Meyers getting some stuff, and decided to try on the dress that was way on sale. And it looked really good and fit, but when the time came to take it off the zipper got stuck half way down. And the damn thing wouldn't fit over my boobs without it. I was in there for forever and got all sweaty and finally ripped the dress to get it off. It was sooo scarey, I debated calling in the helper to help get it off me, but I thought they might make me buy it.
So I went and bought Smiles fruit snacks and read about Communism. I didn't know that the women didn't have tampons/pads. How dreadful and disgusting.
Due to heightened security, we request you leave the following items at home: weapons of any kind (mass destruction or otherwise), razor blades, tweezers, scissors, college pamphlets, scholarship info, standardized test scores, photos dating back to our awkward phases.
It made me laugh so hard.
Also today I was at Fred Meyers getting some stuff, and decided to try on the dress that was way on sale. And it looked really good and fit, but when the time came to take it off the zipper got stuck half way down. And the damn thing wouldn't fit over my boobs without it. I was in there for forever and got all sweaty and finally ripped the dress to get it off. It was sooo scarey, I debated calling in the helper to help get it off me, but I thought they might make me buy it.
So I went and bought Smiles fruit snacks and read about Communism. I didn't know that the women didn't have tampons/pads. How dreadful and disgusting.