Casey! Casey! Casey!
its been two weeks
i refuse to go back in time,
i will not recap.
saw shrek 2 today
enjoyed a warm corona
while studying for
a week long forensics final
which i already aced
and the last part isnt even
until tomorrow.
everything is pretty ok.
dana is becoming me
in the best ways i have to offer.
its about time her weekends
sound like mine.
i feel like a true moee again.
i think alan does too.
and jacob-
i just giggled.
i hate boring entries such as this.
prom is in 2 days.
school is done in 5
and i was just stabbed
in the back
by a raunchy case of senioritus...
that im not even entitled to feel.
my family feels really disfunctional
at this very moment.
try to follow this thing my sister told me
when i asked about her hanky panky situation:
"My super Jay has 3 good friends:
Billy, Shawn, and John.
Now here's how they are all intertwined in each other's lives....
- Shawn and John are brothers (Shawn is like 19 and John is like 27)
- Billy has a sister named Danielle (who is a psycho bitch!!)
- Danielle and John have a child together named Austin (cutest 3 yr old boy ever!)
So to sum it up, I used to like Billy who is Austin's uncle, now I kinda like John who's Austin father and Shawn's older brother. And Danielle hates me and wants to fuck me up because:
A. she's psycho and hates everyone prettier then her
B. I was seeing her younger brother (Billy...who is by the way seeing every girl in Connecticut, thus the reason I am no longer seeing him) and now I'm hanging out with her ex boyfriend/baby's daddy
HA HA HA.....c'mon you have to admit it's kinda funny livin up here ;)
P.S.- DO NOT SHARE ANY OF THIS INFO WITH MOM PLEASE!"
UM WHAT THE FUCK.
IF YOU WANT TO TURN OUT LIKE MY SISTER,
PLEASE.
move to conneticut.
How did her life become so Jerry Springerish?
I have worried about her lately.
I can't seem to find
the lightest bit of humor
in her stories
anymore.
i refuse to go back in time,
i will not recap.
saw shrek 2 today
enjoyed a warm corona
while studying for
a week long forensics final
which i already aced
and the last part isnt even
until tomorrow.
everything is pretty ok.
dana is becoming me
in the best ways i have to offer.
its about time her weekends
sound like mine.
i feel like a true moee again.
i think alan does too.
and jacob-
i just giggled.
i hate boring entries such as this.
prom is in 2 days.
school is done in 5
and i was just stabbed
in the back
by a raunchy case of senioritus...
that im not even entitled to feel.
my family feels really disfunctional
at this very moment.
try to follow this thing my sister told me
when i asked about her hanky panky situation:
"My super Jay has 3 good friends:
Billy, Shawn, and John.
Now here's how they are all intertwined in each other's lives....
- Shawn and John are brothers (Shawn is like 19 and John is like 27)
- Billy has a sister named Danielle (who is a psycho bitch!!)
- Danielle and John have a child together named Austin (cutest 3 yr old boy ever!)
So to sum it up, I used to like Billy who is Austin's uncle, now I kinda like John who's Austin father and Shawn's older brother. And Danielle hates me and wants to fuck me up because:
A. she's psycho and hates everyone prettier then her
B. I was seeing her younger brother (Billy...who is by the way seeing every girl in Connecticut, thus the reason I am no longer seeing him) and now I'm hanging out with her ex boyfriend/baby's daddy
HA HA HA.....c'mon you have to admit it's kinda funny livin up here ;)
P.S.- DO NOT SHARE ANY OF THIS INFO WITH MOM PLEASE!"
UM WHAT THE FUCK.
IF YOU WANT TO TURN OUT LIKE MY SISTER,
PLEASE.
move to conneticut.
How did her life become so Jerry Springerish?
I have worried about her lately.
I can't seem to find
the lightest bit of humor
in her stories
anymore.