Your Elf Name Is...
Sassy Sweet Cheeks
What's Your Elf Name? Your Christmas Song Is
Redneck 12 Days of Christmas Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.
You don't think that 27 strings of Christmas lights are tacky
And you swear that eggnog from last year is still good!
What Christmas Carol Are You? You Are a Christmas Sweater!
Over the top, colorful, and totally flashy.
You're not afraid to be a little tacky.
What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You? Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Coal
You haven't been *that* naughty this year
Santa is just screwing with you
What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking? Your Christmas is Most Like: A Christmas Story
Loving, fun, and totally crazy.
Don't shoot your eye out!
What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?