Jan 09, 2010 00:58
Whatever's going on, whoever you people are, I want some answers. Right now. I'll admit you've got to have some skill, or at least some balls, to kidnap me.
[Balls... Literally. Only Hylian men could be this stupid. Gorons aren't this ambitious and Zoras wouldn't dare venture into the waterless desert. But she needs answers here, so let's not mention that. Although that would be a lot of water out her window there. She definitely doesn't remember any part of Hyrule being like that.]
I'll have you know that I'm Nabooru, new leader of the Gerudos in the wake of the Evil King's recent defeat. And a Sage. So I'll assume you've made some kind of mistake here. Any fool that would try to take advantage of this period of transition is going to get squashed by the Sages pretty quickly.
So start with who you are and maybe I'll go easy on you.
!zelda oot,
um wut,
!torn,
bitch fit imminent,
girl power,
!ganondorf