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[jewelofgardios]

Nnngh. So much for drinking away my sorrows. Haven't had enough yet. Here I was thinking EVERYTHING WAS GOING GOOD.

R... right. Mm. Going great. Redecorated my place.

PSA: don't invite homicidal crazies over for dinner. Ah ha ha. It's, y'know. The whole death thing. Not good. I like breathing. Oh, and not getting stabbed. asdfghjsf owAm I making

Comments

[chosenplayboy]

Hey, Guy, you okay?

[jewelofgardios]

I'm perfectly drunk.

... I mean fine.

[chosenplayboy]

Hey, those are sometimes interchangeable, right?

Something bad happened, though, didn't it?

[jewelofgardios]

... Sometimes, I guess. ... Gimme a drink suggestion. I need something new.

Dunno. It sure as hell wasn't good. Ever been stabbed?

[chosenplayboy]

Man, I don't drink all that much. Just mix something in a glass and hope you don't puke!

Stabbed?
Nah. I'm notoriously hard to hit. Faster than I look, y'know?

...Hey, are you seriously all right, though? You need company or something?

[jewelofgardios]

Eh, okay. It's worked so far, I guess.

... Lucky you.

'm fine. I always drink myself to oblivion when I'm fine. Ahaha...

[chosenplayboy]

You sure you don't need company? ♥

[jewelofgardios]

... Mmph. I take it you're offering. x_x

[chosenplayboy]

Well, obviously. BUT HEY, if you don't want it, then...

[jewelofgardios]

... Whatever works for you. I'm not going anywhere.

[chosenplayboy]

Too drunk to walk? ♥

[jewelofgardios]

N... no... I just...

Don't want to.

I can walk just fine. But I don't want to. At all.

[chosenplayboy]

Uh-huh. Suuuuuure.

[jewelofgardios]

... I'm not lying!!