[Super Junior] The Men Your Man Could Look Like
The Men Your Man Could Look Like by catskilt
group fic
g, 339 words
Super Junior films a group ad for 5jib in the good old Old Spice way.
Because there has to be a method to their madness, whatever that method might be.
"Hello, ELFs," says Leeteuk. Technicolour explodes across the screen. "Look at your man. Now back to me." He runs a seductive hand down his ropes. "Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he wore multiple undies, he could look like he's me."
"Or multiple ropes," Shindong whispers off-set to Eunhyuk, who's carefully lettering E-L-F onto his fingernails and is too busy to answer.
Leeteuk sashays behind a purple screen that Yesung emerges from. "Look down," Yesung says. Ryeowook dutifully scatters more of his yellow feathers onto the ground. "Back up. Where are you? You're in a safari with the man your man could look like."
The purple screen materialises into an African safari scene with lions prowling around behind. Yesung tips his black shiny hat with a wink.
"Is the safari in reference to his pink leopard prints?" Shindong whispers to Eunhyuk, who's too busy drawing flowers onto his neck to answer.
Yesung jumps into a jeep and rides off as Donghae swaggers onto the scene.
"What's in your hand," Donghae says. The safari becomes a beach. "Back at me. I have it, it's an oyster wearing a fur coat that you love. Look again, the coat is now a red jacket. Look again, the jacket is now a pink fishnet."
The fishnet drops straight down onto Sungmin's body where it magically turns white. Sungmin sticks his index finger into one of the holes and smirks at the camera. "Anything is possible when your man wears fishnets."
"Or bright yellow pants," Shindong whispers to Eunhyuk, who's having some trouble pulling his red cotton robe over his head and doesn't answer.
Sungmin jumps into a pool that Siwon surfaces from. He climbs out of the pool and stands before the camera in his tiny trunks, glinting in the afternoon sun.
"I'm on a helmet," he says, and flexes a bicep.
"Or a disco ball," Shindong whispers to Eunhyuk, who starts to answer but doesn't because just then his tiara falls off his head.
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Anyone wondering what or who Old Spice is, check this out.
group fic
g, 339 words
Super Junior films a group ad for 5jib in the good old Old Spice way.
Because there has to be a method to their madness, whatever that method might be.
"Hello, ELFs," says Leeteuk. Technicolour explodes across the screen. "Look at your man. Now back to me." He runs a seductive hand down his ropes. "Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he wore multiple undies, he could look like he's me."
"Or multiple ropes," Shindong whispers off-set to Eunhyuk, who's carefully lettering E-L-F onto his fingernails and is too busy to answer.
Leeteuk sashays behind a purple screen that Yesung emerges from. "Look down," Yesung says. Ryeowook dutifully scatters more of his yellow feathers onto the ground. "Back up. Where are you? You're in a safari with the man your man could look like."
The purple screen materialises into an African safari scene with lions prowling around behind. Yesung tips his black shiny hat with a wink.
"Is the safari in reference to his pink leopard prints?" Shindong whispers to Eunhyuk, who's too busy drawing flowers onto his neck to answer.
Yesung jumps into a jeep and rides off as Donghae swaggers onto the scene.
"What's in your hand," Donghae says. The safari becomes a beach. "Back at me. I have it, it's an oyster wearing a fur coat that you love. Look again, the coat is now a red jacket. Look again, the jacket is now a pink fishnet."
The fishnet drops straight down onto Sungmin's body where it magically turns white. Sungmin sticks his index finger into one of the holes and smirks at the camera. "Anything is possible when your man wears fishnets."
"Or bright yellow pants," Shindong whispers to Eunhyuk, who's having some trouble pulling his red cotton robe over his head and doesn't answer.
Sungmin jumps into a pool that Siwon surfaces from. He climbs out of the pool and stands before the camera in his tiny trunks, glinting in the afternoon sun.
"I'm on a helmet," he says, and flexes a bicep.
"Or a disco ball," Shindong whispers to Eunhyuk, who starts to answer but doesn't because just then his tiara falls off his head.
---
Anyone wondering what or who Old Spice is, check this out.