Letter to U of M
Dear University of Michigan in Ann Arbor,
Why is it so difficult to say how much it costs to attend graduate school, perhaps by credit hour? Why tell me what it costs to take nine credit hours? What if I want to take four credit hours, or twelve? And why do you have to be so expensive anyways?
What is so great about you University of Michigan? Sure you are located in Ann Arbor, but what's so great about that? All there is in Ann Arbor is a bunch of fake hippies....
.... Still that's better than a bunch of fake thugs. So I will pay your exorbitant prices for an education that I could get for half the price at my alma mater. Besides that.... if I don't escape soon, it will be the death of me.
Love,
Julianne
P.S. What exactly is a "cybrarian?" And is it just me or does it sound kind of kinky?
Why is it so difficult to say how much it costs to attend graduate school, perhaps by credit hour? Why tell me what it costs to take nine credit hours? What if I want to take four credit hours, or twelve? And why do you have to be so expensive anyways?
What is so great about you University of Michigan? Sure you are located in Ann Arbor, but what's so great about that? All there is in Ann Arbor is a bunch of fake hippies....
.... Still that's better than a bunch of fake thugs. So I will pay your exorbitant prices for an education that I could get for half the price at my alma mater. Besides that.... if I don't escape soon, it will be the death of me.
Love,
Julianne
P.S. What exactly is a "cybrarian?" And is it just me or does it sound kind of kinky?