let me stipulate that I've never flashed a parade or a person or anyone/anything else

[jeweledhibiscus]

These are Mary's voodoo ways
We would stay in bed for days
In an alligator haze
In her swampy Southern place
She broke me down on Bourbon Street
Curled up at her feet
As Mary flashed the parades
I fixed myself with hurricanes

-"100 Girls" by Stroke 9