jewe1z

Hello Summer

jewe1z Jul 02, 2010 15:16

Saw Get Him To The Greek last weekend. It wasn't terrible. It had its moments. My new motto is "When life slips you a jeffrey, stroke the furry wall."

My upper body strength has turned to fail over the last couple years so I bought one of those doorway pull up bars. I used to have one and loved it. Walking under it is sorta like passing under a ( ... )

Praise Cheesus

jewe1z Jun 25, 2010 16:34

A couple of weeks ago Morgan came home from school telling me she invented a new religion at the lunch table. They worship cheese and call themselves the Cheese-its. Their prophet is Cheesus and they pray that people they don't like will have buckets of hot cheese dumped on them... but not after they're dead. Definitely while they're still alive ( ... )

Viva la hemo goblins

jewe1z Jun 25, 2010 04:31

Morgan has a habit of chewing on ice. She grabs a piece every time she passes the fridge. It's bordering on compulsion or addiction lately. It's gotten so bad, I've even caught her "sneaking" ice cubes after I tell her to stop. She'll sometimes get out of bed at night to grab a piece ( ... )

What I've learned from old people.

jewe1z Jun 18, 2010 10:16

I have a neighbor named Leona. I've adopted her as my grandma. She is truly one of those "characters" in life. She looks like a sweet older lady, but half the shit that comes out of her mouth makes you choke on your drink. She's like a black Betty White ( ... )

Electrolytes are what plants crave

jewe1z Jun 16, 2010 11:21

It's recently dawned on me that I'm the only one in my family who reads anything other than catalogs and romance novels. This explains why the vast majority of our family gathering conversations go no deeper than the weather and celebrity gossip. On the rare occasion that someone does express an opinion on world events, social or political issues, ( ... )

Brain Pictures

jewe1z Jun 11, 2010 18:40

There's a point between sleep and awake where random imagery pops into my head and startles me into opening my eyes for a second. I don't know how often other people experience this or how long these images last before their loss of consciousness, but my random brain pictures range from hilarious to frightening, they go on for quite a while, and I ( ... )

Things that make me squee a little.

jewe1z Jun 08, 2010 02:50

I was going through the closet of doom (a.k.a. my hoarders anonymous closet) and found a box of random old papers that go all the way back to elementary school. One in particular amused me greatly ( ... )

Monthly Recap

jewe1z May 10, 2010 11:43

I've had some amazing conversations recently with friends and strangers, but for some reason I'm just not interested in writing lately. When I do attempt an ElJay post, I always end up making the entry private. I guess somewhere over the last several years I became a really private person. I'd kinda like to get out of that. It's completely unlike ( ... )

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jewe1z Apr 19, 2010 17:37

I ran out of words.

Kids? What kids? I have kids?

jewe1z Apr 02, 2010 12:00

The sick kid cootie cloud cleared just in time for spring break to arrive - and arrive it did. The birds are chirping way too early, the sun is burning into my flesh, and my fat parts are feeling fatter than ever. woohoo ( ... )

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