jewe1z

Praise Cheesus

Jun 25, 2010 16:34

A couple of weeks ago Morgan came home from school telling me she invented a new religion at the lunch table. They worship cheese and call themselves the Cheese-its. Their prophet is Cheesus and they pray that people they don't like will have buckets of hot cheese dumped on them... but not after they're dead. Definitely while they're still alive ( ... )

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sparkleyjessica

Hilarious!! How old is Morgan btw??

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jewe1z

11 going on 30! lol

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altarflame

Re: your last entry, because this is something I have extensive experience with - dairy interferes with your body's ability to absorb iron. My daughter had all the symptoms your daughter has (as a toddler, though) no matter how we supplemented her...until we stopped giving her milk and yogurt and crap all the time. I also have untold health problems from dairy, anemia being just one...but a huge problem with quitting it. I really love cheese, man.

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jewe1z

Cheese? CHEESE? Nooooooooo

Morgan rarely eats dairy but I'm definitely a cheeseaholic. I'll try taking that out of my diet if nothing else works, but I'll probably go into cheese withdrawal. *twitch, twitch*

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nsingman

Even though I'm an atheist, I get along fine with Pastafarians and appreciate Morgan's ecumenical attitudes. Kudos on raising a fine, open-minded young lady! And praise Cheesus!

Oh, and I suppose that my atheism might clash slightly with my well-documented worship of the female breast, but I can live with that.

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idav5d

I for one worship the fresh vegetables from my garden... I am a Cornucopian. We sometimes sacrifice dead animals on the holy grill and serve them with veggies, and to honor our sister religions, Pasta and cheeses. We practice gluttony in all forms.

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