Profaned Relics
Everything has been fine, but I'm still broke!!! That's because Melissa wants big pizza at 5 in the morning and we have to go see stupid kids movies(see: Corpse Bride)for 8$ a ticket. Here's a review. Tim Burton made a movie that's exactly like all of his other movies. And guess what!!!! Johnny Depp is in it!!!! What a surprise!!!! I couldn't believe it!!!! It was so lame, I fell asleep despite the obnoxious little girls behind us chattering and giggling like mad. Oh well, I don't give a damn. Money doesn't grow on trees, it's made of mashed-up denim. And I have a few pairs of jeans. In other news, at work I have been shoved into the vacuum between J.D. and his rivals, The Blacks. I think the blacks are winning, because he gets mad and leaves. It's hillarious. I'm learning a lot and doing my tests online, I should get a raise before too long, which is always like getting a big crack rock. Bling bling, nigger!!!!