Powers, I Have 'Em!
Cat shit stinks, I'm sick of it. Luna needs to not eat anymore. She is putrid, but not bad enough to keep the dog from trying to eat her turds. That's all he needs. In other news, nothing has happened, we went to see Slapping Suzie (Flogging Molly to all you who shit at the mention of them), I stayed at the bar, Melissa was being the con artist she is, it was okay except for the fucking overflow of children there. Melissa has me paranoid now. She sees shadows and hears sounds, and I have to run at them with the gun, safety off, in case there really is something there. I'm hoping something will be there one day, so I can shoot the shit out of whatever it is and blow off some steam. I haven't heard a shot fired in anger since, well... I just wish I had a friend named Mad Jack so we could go cap some scumbags. ALso, I have banned her from watching MTV, Bravo, and E!. The 3 worst things ever invented. I think she feels like she's one of those worthless sacks of shit that they feature on those shows, which she's not, if she watches anymore and says anything that sounds like the drivel on those stations, I'm cutting the cable. I can definitely live without it. Plus, cable features nothing but whining liberals, cunty republicans, homos, niggers, and people that want to be black and gay. Rap has even gone south. I saw a video with a white boy jumping around and showing off his platinum teeth. I think he's becoming popular too. His black buddies are enjoying the money they're making off him, I'm sure. That's enough. I'll stay metal, and when i finally rule the world, we will be rid of everything I hate, which is everything.