"Boobs. Boobs and fiyah. Boobs and FIYAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
omg! u will not BELIEVE what just happened! as of about 20mins ago i have a bf! by total accident - i dont even like him! here's what happened: this guy i was in the process of making friends with at work was talkin bout this girl who used to work there who we're both friends with and he said how he likes her and i was all "ask her out" and he was like "yeah i will but not yet" and then he went on to say how he wants an Aussie girlfriend (he's Indian) and bein me i said jokingly "i'll be ur Aussie girlfriend!" and so we had this joke going on all night then cut a long story that i dont wanna go into short, he took me home, and i was still half joking even when he asked me out and said "dont tell anyone, especially not Sarina" (the other girl) and when i question what he said earlier he just said "i was just joking about that we're just god friends but i'm not joking about this" and then he dropped me to my door and even if ur as thick as a doornob u can prob still fill in the blanks and OMG WHAT AM I GONNA DO I DONT WANNA GO OUT WITH HIM BUT HE'S SO SWEET I JUST WANNA BE HIS FRIEND PLUS HE'S A TERRIBLE KISSER! lol. hmm... words_of_rosie doesnt this remind u of something?!
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and in other news, my beloved Chris *sigh* who u would have all seen that scary pic of on that myspace link (he dont really look like that - his girlfriend on the other hand...) has yet another band, and i just found it's myspace! they are called Spatoola (better than "Yo Mumma" i guess plus that BITCH OF A GIRLFRIEND isnt in this one!) but they are all totally sexed up and anyone who knows the guy knows what i mean... for those who dont, here's an example: today he played Fur Elise to me on my guitar but sang over the top "tits and tits and tits and aaaarse, and tits and aaaaaarse..." anyways, listen to Spatoola's songs! especially the hit single Boobs and Fiyah. i couldnt stop laughing! he's actually quite a talented guitarist. and im pretty sure that's him singing/screaming too... but he seems to be absent from the photo this time. instead, he has been replaced by a random stoner.
- http://www.myspace.com/spatoolaeatyourface
yeah they're shit. i think Yo Mumma has potential but. the girlfriend may be ugly (and stole my lover!) but the bitch has a voice!
well, that's enough boys for one night. go figure - the good looking one i dont want, and the [insert appropriate adjective here] one i do. *sigh* the day scientists figure out my brain...
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and in other news, my beloved Chris *sigh* who u would have all seen that scary pic of on that myspace link (he dont really look like that - his girlfriend on the other hand...) has yet another band, and i just found it's myspace! they are called Spatoola (better than "Yo Mumma" i guess plus that BITCH OF A GIRLFRIEND isnt in this one!) but they are all totally sexed up and anyone who knows the guy knows what i mean... for those who dont, here's an example: today he played Fur Elise to me on my guitar but sang over the top "tits and tits and tits and aaaarse, and tits and aaaaaarse..." anyways, listen to Spatoola's songs! especially the hit single Boobs and Fiyah. i couldnt stop laughing! he's actually quite a talented guitarist. and im pretty sure that's him singing/screaming too... but he seems to be absent from the photo this time. instead, he has been replaced by a random stoner.
- http://www.myspace.com/spatoolaeatyourface
yeah they're shit. i think Yo Mumma has potential but. the girlfriend may be ugly (and stole my lover!) but the bitch has a voice!
well, that's enough boys for one night. go figure - the good looking one i dont want, and the [insert appropriate adjective here] one i do. *sigh* the day scientists figure out my brain...