the greatest and best poem ever written, ode

[jevex]

by me sophomore year of high school.

Ode to the Spoon

Blimey they’re so shiny!
Reflective curves portray its grace
Through their shine you may view your face
Held by the base, tool for the race
In its ladle it shall cradle the nourishment of survival.
Bane to the soup and capture of liquids
The beast master of broth.
Minestrone is its pony, chicken noodle is its poodle
Multi use and divine
Just sit back and watch it shine
With its shiny whip of spoonly gleam
It drives its subservient utensil team.