Silence Is Golden
The reason why so many girls want to marry me is based solely on two things:
1) My sweet bod
2) The combination of my first and last name...Thanks go out to my parents. I guess they realized that it made girls drool, so they set me up all nice and shit. All the girlies want to be "Mrs. John Briggs"
1) My sweet bod
2) The combination of my first and last name...Thanks go out to my parents. I guess they realized that it made girls drool, so they set me up all nice and shit. All the girlies want to be "Mrs. John Briggs"