Chris Arena is the reason why the NHL cancelled their season
a monkey is on a dog
The NHL commissioner was astounded that Chris Arena does not eat bacon, so he took it out on the player's union. How unfortunate.
Last night was wonderful. I went to see The Starting Line (with Arena, Scott, and Tan Man) at The Chance (it was for free, since we were all on the guest list). JamisonParker, Days Away, and Further Seems Forever. I enjoyed the first two bands, but Further Seems Forever sucked huge balls. I can't get into the new singer (Jon, formerly of Sense Field)...mainly because he's in his thirties and balding. But Kenny and the rest of The Starting Line made up for them big time. They played a long and varied set, including "Greg's Last Day" and 2 songs off of their acoustic EP. They also played a few new songs, and they got me excited for their new album in April. Everyone needs to get it when it comes out.
After the show, we went to the Eveready with a new friend named Christine. I got a stack'o'flapjacks and Arena got mini-hamburgers cause he loves them sooooo much. We sat next to weird ladies, and Arena was impolite to the waiter so we slapped him.
I am currently swamped with work, including finishing a huge paper due for my class at 2 today. I had a test for social psych at 8 this morning, and I think I did okay. I also have a 3:30, but no work is due for that one.
The Cortland RA conference is this weekend, and I am excited for the bonding time I will have with my fellow Marist RAs. My hope is that we just make fun of everyone else, because I like doing that.
Dane Cook will be performing at Marist on Sunday, and I am stoked for that. No matter what he does, people will laugh because that is the scene thing to do. Arena knows a lot about being scene-a.
Arena, Scott, Tan Man, NTS and myself are currently in the process of starting a musical group. Hopefully, more info will be forthcoming.
I'm thinking my friends and I will make pastries tonight and then get headaches and pass out.
On Sportscenter, a monkey was riding a border collie. I like that a lot.
WE BOUGHT CHRIS ARENA A PUG, AND HIS NAME IS MCGRIDDLEZ. HE JUST EARNED 34 MORE SCENE POINTS.
ps I impregnated 3 girls at the show last night, but i didn't get their numbers