top 11 jack bauer facts
1. The only reason Jack gave Nina mouth to mouth in Season 2 was because he had to kill her himself.
2. Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
3. When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
4. When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
5. Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
6. The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
7. When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
8. Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
9. Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
10. The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
11. The lamp cord Jack Bauer used to torture Paul Raines wasn't plugged into an outlet. Jack Bauer generates his own fucking electricity.
...and just cuz i like this one...
Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?tophundred
oh... and things are great with me and alyssa too :)
2. Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
3. When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
4. When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
5. Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
6. The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
7. When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
8. Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
9. Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
10. The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
11. The lamp cord Jack Bauer used to torture Paul Raines wasn't plugged into an outlet. Jack Bauer generates his own fucking electricity.
...and just cuz i like this one...
Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?tophundred
oh... and things are great with me and alyssa too :)