Land of Art picspams: OH GOD GUYS I MADE SO MANY.
Previews:
GOOD OMENS DREAMCAST or
Lenora has way too much free time on her hands.
Martin Freeman as
Aziraphale
"T Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. Two of these were wrong; Heaven is not in England, whatever certain poets may have thought, and angels are sexless unless they really want to make an effort. But he was intelligent. And it was an angelic intelligence which, while not being particularly higher than human intelligence, is much broader and has the advantage of having thousands of years of practice.
"
Robert Downey, Jr. as
Anthony Crowley
"Crowley had dark hair, and good cheekbones, and he was wearing snakeskin shoes, or at least presumably he was wearing shoes, and he could do really weird things with his tongue. And, whenever he forgot himself, he had a tendency to hiss.
He also didn't blink much."
Joel Courtney as
Adam Young
" He stared down at the golden curls of the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness.
"You know," he concluded, after a while, "I think he actually looks like an Adam." "
Elle Fanning as
Pepper
"There are only two ways a child can go with a name like Pippin Galadriel Moonchild, and Pepper had chosen the other one: the three male Them had learned this on their first day of school, in the playground, at the age of four.
They had asked her her name, and, all innocent, she had told them.
Subsequently a bucket of water had been needed to separate Pippin Galadriel Moonchild's teeth from Adam's shoe. Wensleydale's first pair of spectacles had been broken, and Brian's sweater needed five stitches."
Riley Griffiths as
Brian
"It was a very good torture, everyone agreed. The trouble was getting the putative witch off it."
Ryan Lee as
Wensleydale
""My father says there's no such thing as witches," said Wensleydale, who had fair, wavy hair, and peered seriously out at life through thick black rimmed spectacles. It was widely believed that he had once been christened Jeremy, but no one ever used the name, not even his parents, who called him Youngster. They did this in the subconscious hope that he might take the hint; Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of forty seven."
Matthew Gray Gubler as
Newt Pulsifer
"This is how Newton Pulsifer looked as a man: if he went into a phone booth and changed, he might manage to come out looking like Clark Kent."
Karen Gillan as
Anathema Device
"Anathema didn't only believe in leylines, but in seals, whales, bicycles, rain forests, whole grain in loaves, recycled paper, white South Africans out of South Africa, and Americans out of practically everywhere down to and including Long Island. She didn't compartmentalize her beliefs. They were welded into one enormous, seamless belief, compared with which that held by Joan of Arc seemed a mere idle notion."
Christina Hendricks as
War
"The men in the room suddenly realized they didn't want to know her better. She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, but not up close.
And she held her sword, and she smiled like a knife."
Paul Bettany as
Famine
"It was not surprising that she had recognized him, for his dark grey eyes stared out from his photo on the foil-embossed cover. Foodless Dieting: Slim Yourself Beautiful, the book was called; The Diet Book of the Century!"
Cillian Murphy as
Pollution
""Excuse me," barked Tyler. "Is that your crisp packet?"
"Oh, it's not just mine," said the boy. "It's everybody's."
R.P. Tyler drew himself up to his full height. "Young man,' he said, "how would you feel if I came over to your house and dropped litter everywhere?"
Pollution smiled, wistfully. 'Very, very pleased,' he breathed.
"Oh, that would be wonderful."
Chrispher Lee as
DEATH
"There was a tearing sound. Death's robe split and his wings unfolded. Angel's wings. But not of feathers. They were wings of night, wings that were shapes cut through the matter of creation into the darkness underneath, in which a few distant lights glimmered, lights that may have been stars or may have been something entirely else."
JUSTICE LEAGUE GENDER FLIP CAST or
Oh God, Lenora is a geek the sooner this is accepted the easier life will go on.
Quotes here have all gendered pronouns changed :)
Traci Dinwiddie as
Claire Kent/Superwoman
"I remember the first time I met Superwoman. It was a Justice League case so there were other heroes involved, but in my mind none of them stood as tall or as proudly as Superwoman. I began to wonder what I was doing in the same room as her, how little she must think of me. But Superwoman never treated me as anything but an equal. At six inches tall, she made me feel like a giant. Now I had to be that giant for her."
Michael Fassbender as
Apollo/Martin Prince/Wonder Man
"Of all people, you know who I am... ...who the world needs me to be. I'm Wonder Man."
Angelina Jolie as
Brigid Wayne/Batwoman
"Criminals are a terror. Hearts of the night. I must disguise my terror. Criminals are cowardly. A superstitious terrible omen. A cowardly lot. My disguise must strike terror. I must be black. Terrible. Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot. I must be a creature. I must be a creature of the night. Mommy's dead. Daddy's dead. Brigie's dead. I shall become a bat."
Rutina Wesley as
Captain Joanna Stewart/Green Lantern
"I am a soldier. As such, I'm following my superiors' orders - and trying to work out the best strategy possible. That's what a soldier does. Regardless of her personal feelings."
Norman Reedus as
Shayer Hol/Hawk Man
"That's right. I'm an angel. You can mess with me if you want to, but I don't think you want to mess with the boss. "
Kate Dennings as
Wendy West/Flash
"My name is Wendy West. I live in this cruddy little apartment with my mom. They call me Flash, 'cause I can run fast, really fast."
Tilda Swinton as
J'ona J'onzz/The Martian Manhunter
"It's beautiful isn't it? It almost reminds me of home. I don't think the human race understands just how precious this planet is."
Oh God, I made over twenty XD *dies*
Might do ones for Green Arrow, Vixen (would Renard be a good flipped name?), Power Girl/Man, and any requests y'all might make!