Nov 06, 2006 23:52
Let's see here.
Cops shoot at a dude eating a pear because they think it's a grenade.
Dude gets arrested cuz he's caught masturbating buck naked in a nature walk with a concealed weapon (ice pick) concealed in the only place concievable...
Not to be outdone, I took a shit in an office waste basket in the middle of a crosswalk.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, shit :O~
shit