you've probably heard this rant from me before...

Aug 05, 2009 17:46

stop naming your daughters madison.

i've done the research, trying to prove myself wrong, but it's the ugly, horrible truth: the existence of your little madison's name rides solely on the 1984 film SPLASH.

there is no record of of girls named madison before 1984. even most baby name sites blatantly state the splash thing as the name's lone origin!

do you really want your daughter to be named after some crappy eighties mermaid? REALLY? not to mention the name's horrific popularity. she'll just be one more crappy eighties mermaid in a playground FULL of crappy eighties mermaids.

i try and avoid this this level of pretension but FOR FUCKS SAKE, do some research before you give your child the name they will have for the rest of your life and STOP NAMING YOUR DAUGHTERS MADISON.

that is all.

*if you, or any one you know is named madison, i'm sorry. get pissed at your parents, not me.
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