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by limitedbythesky
Jethr0Paladin's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 19% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 06:11:24 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 11:23:12 AM
Alco Money! : $ 466
Guests of Honour
roblade is a good-humored Wiccan. roblade drank 7 Poteens, 3 Aligator Bites, 5 Vermouths, 3 Gins, 2 Whiskeys.
water_mage is a spiteful Atheist who shits whenever or whenever they get the inkling for it. water_mage drank 1 Cider, 7 Goldschlagers.
amaro_wolfwood is a boring Buddhist and the worlds worst would-be bar manager. amaro_wolfwood drank 1 Rum, 7 Mint Juleps, 6 Irish Creams, 2 Gins, 1 Ale.
nomad_wind is a vivacious Hindu. nomad_wind drank 11 Coffee Liqueurs, 1 Champagne.
dr_ishmael is a compulsive Agnostic and a newbie drinker. dr_ishmael drank 10 Vodkas, 3 Absinthes, 1 Bloody Mary.
rakshasa_claw is a crestfallen Agnostic and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. rakshasa_claw drank 5 Pilsners, 14 Whiskeys, 1 Bloody Mary.
mikichi is a good-humored Agnostic. mikichi drank 5 Gins, 7 Tequilas, 1 Mescal, 2 Mint Juleps.
pastel_pure is a crestfallen Liberal Christian and a tubthumping lunatic. pastel_pure drank 2 Goldschlagers.
Jethr0Paladin is a glum Muslim. Jethr0Paladin drank 9 Gins, 3 Tequilas.
qzwx101 is a cast down Buddhist and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. qzwx101 drank 1 Poteen, 1 Sherry, 4 White Russians.
nariko is a happy-go-lucky Muslim and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. nariko drank 1 Pernod, 5 Brandys.
Sick!
By morning Jethr0Paladin's cat had been dyed a unique vomity shade. Oh debauchery! How you have soiled Jethr0Paladin's kitty!
Lovers
'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of nariko and water_mage. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!
The Drunkest
rakshasa_claw when you catch yourself drinking at funerals, you know you are in trouble!
Random Events
roblade moaned continually throughout the evening, calling mikichi a dirty sober bastard. mikichi
proceeded to beat roblade with a claw hammer.
rakshasa_claw offered nomad_wind £500 for just one sniff of their knickers. rakshasa_claw can now be contacted
at rakshasa_claw_give_us_a_sniff@hotmail.com.
During a lively discussion on masterbation
revealed that water_mage was caught masterbating in dr_ishmael's sisters bedroom back in 1995.
Happy New Year!
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