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Jan 20, 2008 14:24

Name/Nickname: Britt!
Age: 20
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Character: Kurosaki Ichigo
Age: 16
Series character is from: BLEACH
Point of time in the series from which the character is taken: Chapter 305. Which I guess is before Orihime healed him, so. Yaaaaaaay blood and guts?
Sexual Orientation: Very repressed, but very straight. Ichigo is what happens when you mix an Oedipus complex and one very enthusiastic father determined to get his son laid. Seriously, Ichigo probably had the Sex Talk when he was eleven. With puppets and lots of visual aid, just to be extra scarring.
Personality/Canon facts:

Alright, canon facts: Ichigo is 16, about 5 foot 9 and 137 pounds, though, seriously Kubo. I don’t know who you think you’re kidding. He has construction cone orange hair and a name that’s a homonym for strawberry, though he is decidedly not a strawberry, thankyouverymuch. Ichigo also reads Shakespeare, idolizes Mike Ness (the lead singer of Social Distortion, not the guy who arrested Al Capone), and would most like to meet Al Pacino. He likes chocolate and tight clothes and oh, by the way, HE SEES GHOSTS IN THE HALEY JOEL OSMENT WAY.

Ichigo also had the best mommy in the whole entire world. Seriously, Masaki was a saint. Everyone loved her, she was perfect and kind and loving, Ichigo adored her with all his little heart, I kind of want her hair, and so on.

Then she died. And Ichigo was there. He didn’t know it at the time, but the hollow Grand Fisher lured him close to the river, and when Masaki followed after her son, Grand Fisher killed her. Ichigo was, naturally, completely devastated, as was the rest of the Kurosaki family; he also happened to blame himself for her death, was very emo, carried around that guilt for years, became the jerk he is today, yada yada, until Rukia came along and the 300+ chapter saga that is Bleach begins.

What is important, though, is that Ichigo is a shinigami and a Vizard/Viazard/Vizored, sort of. He has all the cool shinigami powers, like bankai, but he also has a hollow in his head, which is like the cool kid’s version of MPD. So. There’s that.

Now another thing of note in Ichigo’s history: his parents signed him up for karate classes when he was four, which was where he met little!Tatsuki and she kicked his ass. A lot. He also cried after said ass kickings. A lot. But after his mom’s death he apparently got really good all of the sudden because he’s a pretty badass fighter even without his superpowers and he fucked a lot of people’s shit up when they made fun of his hair and bullied people and stuff. Which was how he met Chad in middle school. The friends that beat people up together, stay together, apparently.

As for personality, in addition to many other things, Ichigo is a huge contradiction, enough to give me headaches and make sections like this a little difficult. He’s a tough guy, but his heart? Bleeding. Bleeding. He’s also completely oblivious to anything and everything, yet he can be surprisingly perceptive and mature every once in a while, if he’s lucky. He’s impulsive and reckless and really dumb, but he also happens to study regularly and get very good grades. Maybe not as good as Ishida, but seriously, who wants to be like that loser?

On the one hand, he’s your stereotypical teenage punk-ass bitch: loud, rude, brash, short-tempered, slightly retarded, swears a lot, and pretends to care about nothing at all while simultaneously trying to save everybody in the world. (Well, maybe not the entire world, but at least little girls and people who don’t annoy him. Namely, People Who Aren’t Ishida.)

Because that’s the thing about Ichigo. His tough guy act is really just that. On the other hand, the hand he hides behind his back, he actually cares, and he’d never, ever in a million years admit just how much. He would protect his family, his friends, even complete strangers with his life without so much as a second thought. (Though whether this is because he is capable of a second thought or not is debatable.) Raw power and pure luck are the only things that have kept him alive so far; despite the fact that he’s only a teenager, he’s absurdly, crazily strong, but like any good teenager, he’s also rash, single-minded, hopelessly stubborn, that special kind of shounen idiot who busts into enemy territory -- twice -- without a single plan or preparation.

But why? To save people. Because his idiocy extends to the noble sort, the brave sort. He’s a kid with half a brain and twice the heart, an anti-heroic hero who knows exactly what he wants to do with his power and fuck everyone else.

(Until everyone else needs their asses saved. Then he’s all over it.)

Anything else important about the character?: I apologize in advance for Ichigo’s potty mouth. I can try to rein it in if you guys want, but Ichigo always seems to come out of my head in a flurry of fucks, shits, and damns.
Sample post: [[Ichigo isn’t very… wordy, to say the least. So you get all the forms! :Dbb]]

# 1:
Application form for Last Stop Gakuen transfer students:
What’s your problem? I don’t got any problems.
Your mom. WHAT.
You’re not so special, you know. Yeah, I kinda am.
Oh yeah? See if I care. Fine.
You're accepted! Please ask the parrot for further information! Are you fucking kidding me.

# 2:
Application form for Last Stop Gakuen transfer students:
Human or freak: Both.
Meat or vegetarian: Whatever Yuzu cooks.
Screaming or crying: Neither.
Homicidal or boring: … What the hell is this form?
You're accepted! Please ask the parrot for further information! This is retarded.

# 3:
Application form for Last Stop Gakuen transfer students:
Name? Kurosaki Ichigo
Age? 16
Gender? M
I’d hit that: Did Rukia write this form?
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard! What the shit.

# 4:
Application form for Last Stop Gakuen transfer students:
Do you like animals? Ask Chad, not me.
Do you like muffins? Muffins? What?
Do you like surprises? No.
Do you like (add your own word; item, activity, person)? No.
You're accepted! Please ask the parrot for further information! Can I leave now?

Did you read the rules?: … I hope so? These questions scare me. D: DO I NEED TO PUT A WORD IN THE SUBJECT OF MY POST? DDD:
Any questions?: Nope! Sorry this is so freaking long, oh my god.

hi my name is stfu, tl;dr, blah blah blah, ooc

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