Jury duty
"Catherine" has been summoned for jury duty.
Bitch hasn't paid taxes, worked, voted, had a driver's license or been a legal entity of any sort in a few years. And now they want her to sit on a jury?
Every time I think I can just file away the name change paperwork and get on with my life, a new government bureaucracy dazzles me with their record keeping abilities. Now for the 80000th time I get to show up in another office in some hectic City Hall vicinity location, at some terribly inconvenient time, to talk to some other miserable government clerk who more likely than not will give me the whole "huh?? What? That usta be you??? You gotta give me photo id, birth certificate, proof of address, name change papers, a blood sample and some proof that you got THE SURGERY" just so my ass doesn't get arrested for skipping out on this.
Can they arrest a person that doesn't exist? Can I just be like "gee, if you sent it to MY ACTUAL NAME, I might have shown up."
Or, can I use this as a compelling reason why I can't exercise sound judgment? Look at me judge! I'm a crrrraaaazy tranny! Remember that guy who said he killed Jon Bennett Ramsey? Apparently, one of us! Hope this case doesn't involve a beauty queen, cuz I can't help myself- I just might confess!
Sidenote: from the wiki page of Alexis Reich, formerly known as John Mark Karr:
"John Mark Karr is now known as Alexis Reich. Karr had been taking hormone treatments for years in preparation for the sex change"
Another shining star playing for Team Transsexual. And uh, thanks wiki... I wonder why I keep plunging this needle into my thigh every week... not cuz the testosterone makes me look and sound like a dude, nah. Its in preparation for THE SEX CHANGE. THE SEX CHANGE that the county clerk fails to recognize. Too bad our girl Alexis will never have to endure this, because shes a felon.
Bitch hasn't paid taxes, worked, voted, had a driver's license or been a legal entity of any sort in a few years. And now they want her to sit on a jury?
Every time I think I can just file away the name change paperwork and get on with my life, a new government bureaucracy dazzles me with their record keeping abilities. Now for the 80000th time I get to show up in another office in some hectic City Hall vicinity location, at some terribly inconvenient time, to talk to some other miserable government clerk who more likely than not will give me the whole "huh?? What? That usta be you??? You gotta give me photo id, birth certificate, proof of address, name change papers, a blood sample and some proof that you got THE SURGERY" just so my ass doesn't get arrested for skipping out on this.
Can they arrest a person that doesn't exist? Can I just be like "gee, if you sent it to MY ACTUAL NAME, I might have shown up."
Or, can I use this as a compelling reason why I can't exercise sound judgment? Look at me judge! I'm a crrrraaaazy tranny! Remember that guy who said he killed Jon Bennett Ramsey? Apparently, one of us! Hope this case doesn't involve a beauty queen, cuz I can't help myself- I just might confess!
Sidenote: from the wiki page of Alexis Reich, formerly known as John Mark Karr:
"John Mark Karr is now known as Alexis Reich. Karr had been taking hormone treatments for years in preparation for the sex change"
Another shining star playing for Team Transsexual. And uh, thanks wiki... I wonder why I keep plunging this needle into my thigh every week... not cuz the testosterone makes me look and sound like a dude, nah. Its in preparation for THE SEX CHANGE. THE SEX CHANGE that the county clerk fails to recognize. Too bad our girl Alexis will never have to endure this, because shes a felon.