If It's Too Loud, You're Too FUCKING Old!
I can't stand those old fucking yuppies that go into Starbucks in Nyack who complain about the fucking volume of the music. I mean they yelled at the poor girl who was trying to make MY fucking mochas. They have no patients to wait. The Starbucks in Nyack is for the younger generation and if those old fucking yuppie shrivs can't take the volume, so they can hear themselves talk, then they should just go off and die already. Fucking ASSHOLES!