wow

[jet_black_life]

[x] wow! i am so happy! i have met the greatest, most wonderful girl who likes me for just what i am! also, i have so much money saved up it is crazy! i am so happy with myself, my appearance, and generally where i am at in my life! this is the most amazing feeling!

NOTE: THIS WAS A FAILED ATTEMPT TO 'APRIL FOOL' MYSELF. AGAIN, THIS ATTEMPT WAS UNSUCCESSFUL AND EVERYTHING IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE AS PREVIOUSLY TYPED.

THANKS,

MANAGEMENT