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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, syndromeofadown (-5000 points). In February himsa_tragedy and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In March I donated bone marrow to l3ggo_my_m3ggo in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4773 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
jesusslaves666
ok now you cant tell me that commiting a mass genocide in the direction of michaud isnt fuckin funny lol sorry dude. but come on genocide is a nice thing sometimes it doesnt deserve coal, that deserves cigarettes lol