I had WAY too much fun with this.

[jesusluver12]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I gave sportzfan775 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). On Halloween night we forked Fell_into_a_pit's yard, threw eggs at her house, stole her horse, and then apologized(100 points). In May I chewed on babybri505's hat(-2 points). Over mid-winter break I went to an amusement park and bought lizziebo a soda, and didn't charge interest(30 points). In October I helped cellogurl08 feed her pet orangutang (6 points). In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). On Easter I helped snoopingmother across the street(10 points). In March I put gum in TennisFanatic47's hair (-12 points). Two weeks ago I helped flame_n_wench hidefridgidinferno's body(-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (492 points). For Christmas I deserve a monster truck!

Sincerely,
JesusLuver12