toitles
I bought a toitle because I like toitles. his name is japhy, as in japhy the homeless sage in Dharma Bums. he's just a baby toitle right now and he fits in my hand but in ten years he'll be 30 pounds and in 80 years he'll still be alive. once he gets big enough and I get crazy enough I'll probably give up all my worldly possessions and just ride my toitle around mill ave because we'll be all eachother has in the whole wide world. bryce sings bob marely songs to my toitle. it's the cutest thing I've ever seen. gabby takes my toitle to the park with me, it's less cute because gabby's not very cute but that's irrelevant because I spend the whole time looking at my toitle and avoiding gabby.
classes this semester are interesting mostly because they're all anthropology with one philosophy. my teachers are pretty crazy but I can't judge them because I dream about riding my toitle all around mill ave. all anthro professors are crazy which is further proof that I will soon be crazy.
I don't even know why anyone talks to me ever, all I think about is toitles.