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[jesusing_clown]

I've been meaning to do this for a while, but things have been a little busy lately. For those that don't know, I'm Allen Walker and I work as a clown at the circus.

The circus was planning on a big performance a while back, but most of our performers have gone home. All of them, really... So! If there's any acrobats, tightrope walkers, animal

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[sparkling_by]

A performer of the arts of blood now entertains in the arena!

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That should most certainly be your tagline.

[sparkling_by]

We'll copyright it at once ♥ Say, can you GRRRRRRR viciously at the camera while standing en pointe on a string above hungry lions? We need an expressive promotional poster picture.

[jesusing_clown]

Why is everyone always trying to get me eaten by lions??

[sparkling_by]

Well, if you prefer to be devoured by tigers, I'm sure that's also in fashion this season.

[jesusing_clown]

I've been chewed on by wild animals enough in my life, thank you.

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[sparkling_by]

Well, you know what they say! What doesn't kill you...

[sparkling_by]

Makes for looooo~veeeeeeely advertisement!

[jesusing_clown]

I highly doubt that's a real saying. Where are you going to get tigers from anyway?

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We'll manage something.

[jesusing_clown]

Yes yes, of course. Meanwhile, let's work on getting more performers first.

[sparkling_by]

Allen, for shame! You'd deny hard-working man-eating tigers equal rights as performers?

[jesusing_clown]

Man eating tigers are no good without beast tamers. I'm not interested in a circus where the animals are allowed to roam free and maul whoever they please.