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[jesusing_clown]

[There are so many plates on the screen. So, so many, piled up impossibly high. Allen is fiddling with his communicator for a moment as he sits in the cafe, waiting. Waiting for the video feed to turn on, waiting for the waitress to bring out more food, and waiting to see if anyone else shows up to interrupt his meal. The screen finally focuses on

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[sparkling_by]

Allen, that's wonderful! You're already doing such an amazing job of -

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...of...

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...of...

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Allen, what are you doing?

done

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Allen, why are you breaking Daddy's soul?

[jesusing_clown]

...I'm hungry. Why does that break your soul?

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[sparkling_by]

Well, one person being hungry doesn't break my soul.

[sparkling_by]

THE FACT THAT A STARVING ARMY OF GALAXY-EATING ANTS HAS TAKEN YOUR STOMACH HOSTAGE MOST DEFINITELY DOES.

[jesusing_clown]

Eh??? Where did you get ants from, why is it ants!?

[sparkling_by]

What else would it be? Rhinoceroses?

[jesusing_clown]

[Practically swallows another cake whole while they're talking] It's just me, I told you about my arm didn't I?

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[sparkling_by]

You can't blame all this lack of moderation on your arm, you know.

2/3

[sparkling_by]

...unless you're... taking steroids for it...

[sparkling_by]

ALLEN! DRUGS AREN'T THE WAY!

[jesusing_clown]

I'm not taking drugs, Tamaki.

[sparkling_by]

Are you sure? Don't lie to me, Allen. Is this why you secretly look so haggard? What a failure of a father, how could I have not noticed...