You know those times when you just want a little more time? You know, those moments you just want everything else to stop until you're ready for them to start going again? Well I've got what you need right here:
The "Time Stopper"
Thought some people out there might be interested in one of these, I'll make sure it is on the market in time for the last Christmas rush for all the bums like me who ran out of time to shop.