Hey up mates

[jesuschrist]

Hot dang, I broke my BB Gun. What a nightmare. This kid was really annoying me so I just threw the gun at his head and his head just burst open and sprayed blood all over the place. But the supid kids head bust my gun up good and proper. So I was really mad at him and hit him in the face a few times. I hate it when people break my stuff

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Ummmmm

[sakhas]

Just cause you're immortal doesn't mean you're smart..... did you skip school to go take walks out on the ocean?

Water is by definition neutral, neither acid nor base (ask your Daddy, he made the damn stuff). Without an acidic content, water is neutral. Wait, but I'm a dumb mortal and you're an all mighty diety that can shoot people in the eye with bb guns..... lemme go pray to Buddha.

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[duraliur]

Avi Keller is funny shit.

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[sakhas]

i love marylin manson

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[xkcx]

Doesn't make SINCE? hahaha, since when was "sense" spelled since?

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[sakhas]

oh don't i feel like an ass. thank you for informing me;)

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[sakhas]

smartass

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[sakhas]

hey your funny not!!!!!!

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[sakhas]

aren't you un dead,? other words a vampire or just a freak?

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[ryanthegreat]

stupid you. "pray to buddha". Thats only for those Mahayana Buddhist fools who insist that he's a god. Theraveda Buddhism is what he actually taught.

"Don't worship me! No! Don't do it! I'm enlightened I know what I'm talking about!"
-Buddha

See, there you go. So I highly recommend that you don't pray to him.

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[bobdickscotson]

were you to busy taking science classes and shit to learn that buddha isn't considered a god, and you don't pray to him.

dumb fuck argh!