LESBIAN SEAGULL
Ok, so today, 2 amazing things.
1st, i'm in miss miningers class, fixing up some computers, and guess who comes up and talk to ME.
JESSICA.
I just about freak out. She goes "Hey, i never got your name, what is it?"
And i go "nick" , and then i say "hey that was really nice, you are awesome"
Then she left. Shes THE SHIT now.
2ndely
Ok so john was kicking me in class and we were about to fight, so i changed seats. I sat with ian and ms kolo goes omg nick why did you move you are so ghey. And i go " because john is an idiot".
Flash forward to hallway, i'm walking down the steps, and john hands his books to spencer.
He said something.. and starts pushing me, so i tackle him to the ground and put him in a headlock.
*insert 0wned picture*
He got his ass kicked . It wasnt even a fight.
Ms. Kuper comes over and breaks it up. Takes john by the hand.
"Oh Jonny, that mongrel was choking you wasnt he?"
*takes john to office, tells me to sit in chair*
Go to heitches office, and talks , was gonna have the popo come and have me in trouble for assault, but it got taken care of. Then we went and talked about it with a consouler.
Moral of the day : Dont fuck with MEH!
And Ms. Kuper is a deplorable skank with no social skills. But she does smell good. Once she called me a smart ass.
I'll show you the smartass now.
Have a dandy day, motherbitches.
Ian you are so G0D.
1st, i'm in miss miningers class, fixing up some computers, and guess who comes up and talk to ME.
JESSICA.
I just about freak out. She goes "Hey, i never got your name, what is it?"
And i go "nick" , and then i say "hey that was really nice, you are awesome"
Then she left. Shes THE SHIT now.
2ndely
Ok so john was kicking me in class and we were about to fight, so i changed seats. I sat with ian and ms kolo goes omg nick why did you move you are so ghey. And i go " because john is an idiot".
Flash forward to hallway, i'm walking down the steps, and john hands his books to spencer.
He said something.. and starts pushing me, so i tackle him to the ground and put him in a headlock.
*insert 0wned picture*
He got his ass kicked . It wasnt even a fight.
Ms. Kuper comes over and breaks it up. Takes john by the hand.
"Oh Jonny, that mongrel was choking you wasnt he?"
*takes john to office, tells me to sit in chair*
Go to heitches office, and talks , was gonna have the popo come and have me in trouble for assault, but it got taken care of. Then we went and talked about it with a consouler.
Moral of the day : Dont fuck with MEH!
And Ms. Kuper is a deplorable skank with no social skills. But she does smell good. Once she called me a smart ass.
I'll show you the smartass now.
Have a dandy day, motherbitches.
Ian you are so G0D.