it's pretty weird that i have not even been playing it and its taking over my head
boomerang--(casting cost: 5colorless)
summon artifact
if player controlling boomerang deals direct damage to an opponent, player gains an amount of life equal to the damage dealt. for every 2 life gained in this way, place an inaccuracy counter on boomerang.
if the number of inaccuracy counters on boomerang exceeds the number of walls that player controlling boomerang controls, it deals an amount of damage to player equal to the number of creatures that the player to this player's right controls. if at any time there are more inaccuracy counters on boomerang than there are non-wall creatures in play, control of boomerang passes to the player to previous controller's right, and boomerang deals all players 3 damage. all inaccuracy counters are removed from boomerang if control of boomerang changes.
sacrifice boomerang: place target non-flying creature in comtroller's graveyard.
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Hellmouth--non-basic land
Hellmouth does not untap during normal untap phase.
player controlling Hellouth must sacrifice a creature to untap Hellmouth.
tap: sacrifice a creature to add 1red and 2colorless to your mana pool.
tap, 1colorless: remove 1 card in your hand from the game and search your graveyard for any creature. put this creature into play as if it had just been summoned.
"only a fool would dare to cross that threshold."
-Ication High Priest
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House Elf--(casting cost: 2green, 1colorless)
1/3
summon elf
attacking does not cause house elf to tap.
if player controlling house elf is dealt direct damage by another player, house elf deals to that player an amount of damage equal to half its toughness(round up). spells eliminating or reducing damage have no affect on damage dealt in this way.
"i would like a house elf too... maybe that would keep dudley away from me."
-Harry Potter
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drunkeness--(casting cost: 3red)
enchant creature
target non-dwarf creature gets -2/-1.
target non-dwarf creature loses first strike (if applicable).
if targret non-dwarf creature blocks or is blocked, any creatures blocking or blocked by target non-dwarf creature get first strike until end of turn (includiing walls).
if drunkeness is removed from play, target non-dwarf creature cannot untap during the following turn.
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yea... i just made those up. k, i think that's enough. i have recertified my geekiness.
goodnight bitches.
summon artifact
if player controlling boomerang deals direct damage to an opponent, player gains an amount of life equal to the damage dealt. for every 2 life gained in this way, place an inaccuracy counter on boomerang.
if the number of inaccuracy counters on boomerang exceeds the number of walls that player controlling boomerang controls, it deals an amount of damage to player equal to the number of creatures that the player to this player's right controls. if at any time there are more inaccuracy counters on boomerang than there are non-wall creatures in play, control of boomerang passes to the player to previous controller's right, and boomerang deals all players 3 damage. all inaccuracy counters are removed from boomerang if control of boomerang changes.
sacrifice boomerang: place target non-flying creature in comtroller's graveyard.
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Hellmouth--non-basic land
Hellmouth does not untap during normal untap phase.
player controlling Hellouth must sacrifice a creature to untap Hellmouth.
tap: sacrifice a creature to add 1red and 2colorless to your mana pool.
tap, 1colorless: remove 1 card in your hand from the game and search your graveyard for any creature. put this creature into play as if it had just been summoned.
"only a fool would dare to cross that threshold."
-Ication High Priest
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House Elf--(casting cost: 2green, 1colorless)
1/3
summon elf
attacking does not cause house elf to tap.
if player controlling house elf is dealt direct damage by another player, house elf deals to that player an amount of damage equal to half its toughness(round up). spells eliminating or reducing damage have no affect on damage dealt in this way.
"i would like a house elf too... maybe that would keep dudley away from me."
-Harry Potter
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drunkeness--(casting cost: 3red)
enchant creature
target non-dwarf creature gets -2/-1.
target non-dwarf creature loses first strike (if applicable).
if targret non-dwarf creature blocks or is blocked, any creatures blocking or blocked by target non-dwarf creature get first strike until end of turn (includiing walls).
if drunkeness is removed from play, target non-dwarf creature cannot untap during the following turn.
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yea... i just made those up. k, i think that's enough. i have recertified my geekiness.
goodnight bitches.