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Teenage Triumph...
Main Charachters: Drew Young, Karson Skovsgard
Setting: Lakeland Florida
Rocky Dog (sitting on the couch smoking a corn cob pipe) Welcome,
today Drew and Karson are deciding what to do for the night.
Drew: what do you want to do tonight, man
Karson: i dunno, Hey Dude i gotta idea!
Drew: what man
Karson: okay we can walk to Circle K and get energy drinks
Drew: i dunno man, they might not sell them to us
Karson: we can try
Drew: whatever man
Karson: okay lets go
Drew: Okay (walks out the door) Hey we need a watch i told you to bring a watch
Karson: Nu uh
Drew: yeah dude go find a freaking watch
(Karson goes inside looking for a watch while Drew waits outside)
(karson comes back outside)
Karson: i cant find one
Drew: man your useless
Karson: nu uh
Drew: all well we can tell time by the moon
Karson: we can?
Drew: yeah man
Karson: oh rad
Scene II
(they are sitting in front of the conveinent store)
Drew: man we need to have a sceance to bring your pet mouse back
Karson: NO
Drew: why
Karson: because one time when my mommy was playing with a wigi board they were talking to spirits and like the candle was like floating in the air and they said something to make the spirit mad so it like threw the candle on my mommy and set her night gown on fire and my mommy said if i mess with that stuff shell be angry man. thats why she wont let me have a wigi board. and then my girlfriend megan said if i do it shell break up with me because it scares her like ozzy ousborne
Drew: dude shes craaaaazy shes scared of ozzy but she loves marlyn manson thats crazy man
Karson: i know
Drew: Dude lets go buy those drinks man
Karson: oh yeah
Scene III
Rocky Dog: hmm were discussing old times together while burning incents (in the Drew's living room)
Drew: dude remember that one time when we were at the park and i was trying to rip a hole in the knees of my pants but it wasnt working so we started looking around cause we were bored and that girl was going down the hill on her scooter and she hit something and like flipped and she like ltumbled down the hill
Karson:hahaha yeah man
Drew: good times
Drew: ah crap
Karson: whaat?
Drew:i was supposed to call my girlfriend at 5 but its like 11
Karson: ah crap
drew: whaat?
Karson: i was supposed to call my mom at 8 but its like 11
Drew: oh yeah so was i
Karson: dude thats not funny man
Drew: oh
Drew: im in the mood for a milkshake
Karson: whatever man
Drew: all i need is ice, ice cream, peanutbutter, jelly, caramel
Karson: no dude its carmel
Drew: no caramel
Karson: no carmel
Drew: oh yeah and milk
Karson: ha what an idiot
Drew: dude put in some music while i make milkshakes
Karson: like what
Drew: nirvana man
Karson: ok
Drew:what else dude
Karson: i dunno
(drew startsmaking a milkshake)
Drew: uh-oh
Karson:what
Drew: man that sucks
Karson: what
Drew: i just got everything into the blender and guess what man
Karson: what
Drew: its got a crack in it and now its all over the counter
(drews brother nathan and his friend fat n' happy walk in)
Nathan: dude you made a mess!
Drew: i know the blenders cracked
Nathan: oh yeah i broke that a while ago
Fat n' happy: ha
Drew: shut up fat
Karson: n happy
Drew: hahah lol
Karson:ha your funny drew
Drew: what can i say
Drew: DUDE!!!!
Karson: WHAT!!
Drew: lets call christine and go to STARBUCKS!!!
Karson: ohohohoh ok
Act II SceneI
(sitting outside of starbucks at a table with an umbrella)
Karson: dude lets steal the umbrella
Christine: why?
Drew: Cause it says starbucks man
Karson: duh
Christine: sorry
Karson: dude remember that one time when i got a new pair of shoes and like the first day i had them we went to the mall and they like broke in half and i didnt have good shoes anymore and you laughed at me because i had cheap shoes
Drew: dude that was yesterday
Christine: oh boy
(some one walks by and bumps into drew and makes him spill his coffe then drew stands up)
Drew: dude man you made me spill my coffee
BIG MAN: big deal you hippie
Drew: dude are you on steroids
(everyone laughs but the big man and he pushes drew into the table drew regains his balance and punches the guy and knocks him out)
Drew: lets take his money and buy me another coffee.
Karson: ha buy me one to
Drew: ok
Karson: ah crap
Christine: what
Karson: megan is calling
Christine: then go talk to her
(drew walks back outside with 2 coffees)
Drew: dude wheres Karson at
Christine: he went to the back of the shor to talk to megan
Drew: haha
Christine: what
Drew: im gonna drink his coffee
(he joins christine at the table and starts drinking the coffee)
Drew: hey christine remember that one time at the mall when i was working and i kicked those people out for having a camera
Christine: ha yeah that was funny
Drew: they were so scared of me man
Christine: yeah they were
(Karson walks back over)
Karson: hey man wheres my coffee.
Drew: hahahaha i drank it
Karson: dude thats not cool man
(the man on the ground starts moving)
Drew: ah crap lets get outta here
Scene II
Drew: its late
Karson: Actually its pretty early becuase it's like 4 and like thats tomarrow but its today , you know
Drew: Man Shut up
Christine: Stop bickering
Drew: who made you boss, Buddy...haha just kidding..Dude well i have an idea we should go to the lake and watch the sun rise
Christine: How romantic
Karson: well somebody is gonna score tonight
Drew: with who?
Karson: Christine
Drew: eww with her?
Karson: yeah man
Drew: i dont think the G/F will like that
Christine: you guys are so silly
Karson: yeah we are
Drew: yup
Karson: Dude i cant belive my mouse ate the the other mouse
Drew: i know man you better feed it before it eats you.
Christine: hahaha
Drew: No man im serious
Karson: yeah its like hannibal lector man
(everyone laughs)
Drew: Ah Crap man
Karson: what now?
Drew: Dude i orderd pizza at like 6 man
Karson: oh we can still pick it up its gonna cold i think
Drew: Cold Pizza is good
Christine: you guys are wierd
Karson: your mom is wierd
Christine: ohhh
Drew: Guys i need an upper
Christine: what?
Karson: we need more energy drinks
Drew: yeah we do man
Christine: ok ill drive you guys up there
Drew: sweet dude
Scene III
( sitting in front of like 20 canned drinks)
Drew: dude lets get boo koo
Karson: no man monster
Drew: but boo koo is a lot bigger with more energy man
Karson: but monster tastes better its all about the flavor man
Drew: no man its about the size
Karson: size doesnt matter
Drew: yeah it does man if we have more man well have more energy and well stay up longer more liquid more caffeine man think about statistics
Karson: ok lets get two boo koos then
(they walk up to yhe cashier and set the drinks on the counter)
Drew: its together
Cashier: i cant sell these to you if your under 18
Karson: huh
Cashier: are you 18
Karson & drew: no
Cashier: then you cant have them
(they walk out of the store and start talking to christine)
Drew: man this sucks
Christine: what?
Karson: they wont sell us the drinks
Christine: thats dumb
Drew: i know man its the system its all messed up everythings messed up the system man its trying to ruin our lives man
Karson: lets protest...dude i sware its cause were white
Drew:lets just chill in front of the store then
Karson: dude one time when i was in Oregon i was like walkin down the street and these jocks in a shiny blue truck pulled up and they were acting like jocks and they were like hey faggot and then they poured water all over me and i was like man thats not cool and they drove away so i picked up a rock in case they came back so i could throw at their big hot wheel truck and put a life size dent in their big hot wheel carstupid rich jocks so i kept on walkin and then i saw them coming back and i was like well slap my but and call me suzie so they came by and they were like hey faggot wheres the nearest mcdonalds and i was like i dont know man so they poured water all over me again and i was like thats not cool but this time when they drove away i threw the rock and dented the truck so they slammed on the breaks and they were like thats a 90,000 dollar truck so they got clubs and started chasing me so ran into the phone booth and locked the doorand they started beating it with their clubs and i kinda laughed because it was funny and they didnt think it was funny so i just waited for the cops to come and when they came they asked what happened and we told him and he said well go home but he kept their clubs and my rock for evidence and i was like thanks officer
Drew: ha yeah i remember that
christine: i dont
karson: cause you werent their duh
Drew: dude i have an idea
Karson: oh boy
drew: were gonna have a bakesale because we need money to go to amsterdam. ok i can make brownies cause im really good at making brownies you know man my brownies are the best and you you can well.....you can watch but christine you can make empinadas because your peurto rican and if you dont know how im sure you can learn ohh karson i know what you can do you can make coffe you know that esspresso stuff
Karson; you mean with the espresso machine that you broke
drew: yeah that one dont worry i can fix it my dads a tv repair man he has an awesome set of tools all i need is duct tape and a hammer and you wont even remeber i broke your pot man so dont you worry yourself
Christine: how are we going to get all the stuff
Drew: dont worry ill take care of that geez christine your always so logical
Karson: i know just live life as it comes
Drew: a great man once said that
Christine: who?
Drew: i dont remeber but thats not important whats important is this bake sale
SceneIII